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Thursday, August 6, 2009

FUTURE MANAGEMENT !


FUTRUE MANAGEMENT
A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.


Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai.........., shohrat hai........., paisa hai............ Izzat Hai............., tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer



Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types" Just Scroll some more..............



































Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai.... Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently....... Cheerzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIFE IS A THEATER


Life Is A Theate,

Invite Your Audience Carefully! Not everyone is healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives.


There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a DISTANCE.


It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of, or at least minimize your time with, draining, negative, incompatible,not-going-anywhere relationships/friendships.


Observe the relationships around you. Pay attention.Which ones lift and which ones lean?Which ones encourage and which ones discourage?Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill?


When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse?Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know or appreciate you?


The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and truth around you...the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of Your Life.


"If you cannot change the people around you, CHANGE the people you are around.


"Remember that the people we hang with will have an impact on both our lives and our income. And so we must be careful to choose the people we hang out with, as well as the information with which we feed our minds.


We should not share our dreams with negative people, Nor feed our dreams with negative thoughts.It's your choice and your life..... It's up to you who and what you let in it!
Live Smart! Be Brave!

Sunny Side Up! :-)



SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS
Date: TODAY
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE


If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, donot attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. All situations will be resolved.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people inthis world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

If you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.

If you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

If you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

If your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

If you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

If you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

If you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness,ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them.

LIVE SMART! BE BRAVE!

Take The Quiz Of Life !!




You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point, an awesome one. .....

Take this quiz:

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel, appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you. Easier?

The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care. Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.
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